It was the Hot Mess’ 40th birthday, so of course being the attention whore that she is, she had a brass band playing ‘Happy Birthday to You’ with hundreds of muthas second lining…what else do you expect? Some of you might not even get what that means. All I can say is that you should come here for the experience. This city is the Queen of party and it’s not just because we declared it. One of my girlfriends who grew up here and moved away many years ago was a blubbering, crying fool by the end of the night. Because she so misses the city, so misses the awesome collection of muthas assembled here, and isn’t having much success replicating it in another state. That makes me sad. Women need to be having this much fun. A lot more. Wherever they are. With whatever funny muthas they can lasso. Because it’s awesome.
Now I know you muthas like some lists, so without further adieu:
To register for this year's march, go here.